Liam Delap is a slightly unhinged madman; Man Utd would be lucky to have him

The article describes football player Liam Delap in hyperbolic terms, labeling him a 'slightly unhinged madman' whose future club will be lucky to sign him. Delap is reportedly available for a transfer fee of £30 million this summer, and the author suggests any acquiring fanbase will quickly grow fond of him.